Jerry, you need to find god
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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