Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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