I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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