I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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