my phone cant type all the emotion im having
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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