clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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