would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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