Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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