people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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