we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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