I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
