kristin has been a bad kristin
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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