Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
