I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
