Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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