On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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