Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This is my gift to your gina
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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