toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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