Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
You took a bar mat shot.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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