just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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