please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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