Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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