O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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