windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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