He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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