AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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