So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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