Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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