I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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