So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Gay?
German.
Pity.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
