nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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