I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I have post one night stand depression
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