Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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