You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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