I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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