So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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