well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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