It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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