Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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