I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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