At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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