i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
is that a dick in a sweater?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
