So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize