He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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