What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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