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• (909): View more from California

  grandma shit on top of the toilet

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  you were mass sexting so we took your phone away

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth

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• (925): View more from California

  Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.

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• (845): View more from New York

  if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...

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• (310): View more from California

  I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow

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