I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question