Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄