and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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