i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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