I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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