You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He has the fingertips of a God
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