Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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