His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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