I must be too annoying 4 u.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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