I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just cropdusted the office
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You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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