the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Alive.
So much puke
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
