I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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