He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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