When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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