If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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