I accidentally had phone sex last night
Who wears a wallet chain?!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch