ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.